Drug
Policy
Make sure you have enough money to buy some for the whole weekend. You may need more then you first think.
Volunteering
If your a sucker you can volunteer and miss all the action. Stupidness!
Crime
helplines
If you would like assitance for carrying out any sort of crime please phone 1-800-THIEFRUS.
Festival
Supporters
Thankyou to everyone who's supporting Jonny in his venture this year!
Camping
Gas Guidelines
Throwing gas canisters onto fires may be hazardous to your health and the health of your tent. Do not explode things near Jonny at any time. Not even beans.
Fire
Safety
Don't play with matches.
Fire
Action
RUN AWAY AND HIDE!!!!
Wristbands:
Wristbands must be worn for
months afterwards until severe irritation of the skin occurs.
SITE
The site is 288 acres and is surrounded by a double
boundary fence.
The campsites open at noon on Thursday and close at noon on
Monday.
The licence is for 52,500 happy campers.
PROCEDURES
REFUNDS / COMPLAINTS / COMPLIMENTS
For refunds and complaints, get stuffed. For compliments
please give Jonny some more alcohol.
CONFISCATED ITEMS
Security can be bastards so make sure you hide the good stuff.
RUNNING ORDER CHANGES
Any changes to the running order are passed on to the
Information Tent. We can change the running order at any time
because we're fickle bastards.

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