To my memory it started off with something to do with a TV Show being made about this mansion/museum which I was moving into…or was it Batman’s mansion….I think it could have been something to do with MTV Cribs. So maybe it was my mansion that I had just purchased from someone and it had loads of neat stuff inside like a statue of Superman and other movie merchandise as well as pieces of art, vases and dinosaur bones. It also had various chill-out and TV rooms and a Sauna and Pool etc. And the Superman Statue activated by some super power device majig turned into Superman who was me, but not me at the same time cus I was still me. In fact when the statue activated I became both me and Superman in two different entities that I could jump between. Anyway, the mansion was actually a Star Cruiser in space and I as Superman flew and led the way past a huge sun to a strange planet and saw that the planet was overrun by an evil Alien Empire so we went forth to liberate it.

Superman led the Cruiser down and I went into the launch bay where there was a buzz of excitement. Everyone was running round and getting into their vehicles and manning their posts. I finished prepping a vehicle and the warning lights started to flash warning the bay doors would open so I got into my spacesuit as fast as I could and jumped into one of the un-pressurised gunner compartments at the side of the launch-bay as the door opened and the drop-ships launched towards the planet.

Alien fighters swarmed up towards us and controlling one of the many turrets on the cruiser I blasted ship after ship to pieces. We came down to fly extremely low to the ground and I saw Superman leading the troops flying round and punching the enemies who now appeared to by cyborg-alien-zombies (not again!). Our own fighters from the Cruiser flew over the battlefield and hundreds of Zombie-Warriors marched towards our troops. We opened fire on the group troops firing barrage after barrage of….vitamin pills into the Zombie Troopers; the healthyness of the vitamins rejected by the zombies causing them to haemorrhage and fall. When I had run out of vitamins I exited my turret control post grabbed a Pulse Rifle and dived out the bay onto the top of a moving tank.

“COVER THE LEFT FLANK FOR RETREAT!” I shouted, “WE CAN’T HOLD THOSE WOODS! WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN MECHS?” 

I hung off the tank as explosions shook the ground and vehicles. The noise of the battle was immense and I fired off my weapon into the oncoming masses. A grenade landed nearby and everything faded to white in the explosion.