Jonny's Dream's:-

Alligators & Babies

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I was walking by the ship canal and walked through this door under a bridge which took me to a Sonic Adventure level where people I knew where hanging out in the swamp. I ran round the track for a while and then climbed down to the lower levels and started chatting to people and relaxing with some superfrogs.
A couple of people went into a small cave in one of the rocks that led down into some tunnels. While crawling round the tunnel I met Jessica who I sat with for a while before I saw some Gnomes walking past who seemed to be mining something. While I was watching the Gnomes, Jessica had crawled down the tunnel and I turned to see here go round a corner.
I shouted after her but she shouted back, "Jonny, I need to follow the White Rabbit!"
I crawled after here and saw the Gnomes run off in a panic. I crawled faster and faster having a sudden feeling that I really needed to find the White Rabbit.
"I'm Late! I'm Late" I thought. I heard a sound behind me...I scrambled through the now dirt tunnels as fast as I could... I glanced back and saw an Crocodile on my tail. I finally scrambled out into a small chamber and saw Jessica and someone else obliviously crawling towards another tunnel. I saw movement...to my left...to my right....everywhere there were Crocs of varying sizes.
"You idiots!" I said, "We're in a Crocodile nest!".
Jessica and the other girl dissapeared down a tunnel. "We'll be safe." the girl said, "Get out of here quick!"
So I scrambled as quick as I could do what looked like daylight coming down the opposite tunnel, scrambling through mud and booting a Crocodile in the face.
I emerged from the tunnel covered in mud in the middle of what seemed to be a golf course stretching as far as the eye could see with strange bushes scattered around. I ran as a Crocodile followed behind me and kept legging it. There were huge Combine Harvestors cutting the lawns that seemed to start to head towards me. I ran for the river ahead and managed to leap over it just as the evil gardeners reached me on their "Doom Mowers".
I soon found a bush with a door on it so walked through it and ended up in a Student House. I was starting a University course, in America. I went to meet my housemates and found Joey from Friends. Apparantly all the other characters from Friends had graduated the year before but he had been held back. The rest of my housemates arrived and they all seemed to be girls. I noticed that the room looked a bit like the CareForce workers room at our old house but a hugs version. Joey was sat on the bed chatting up some of the new girls. I sat and talked to a group of Gothic chicks all sat round in a circle and then my friend Jules came in and sat with us and chatted too. All of a sudden there were Baby's crawling round everywhere that the girls had brought with them.
Joey started saying something dirty about this girl he'd met the week before and everyone shushed him. "Oh yeah! The baby's I forgot..sorry." he said.
As I looked at the babies everywhere it reminded me of the Crocodile nest and I suddenly felt freaked out and ran outside.
Outside there was an old waterpark where there was a small festival going on. I met G-Unit at the top of the waterslides and had a good chat with them before going to watch them supporting Jay-Z on the main stage.
When they came on all the metal fans were moaning and went off to see something else and there were only a few of us watching them. Hammy started calling everyone who left idiots and started doing his "Shake, Wiggle, Wiggle" dance.
After the concert I ended up getting stoned with G-Unit and then we all had a super soaker fight. Tony Yayo and Young Buck cheated and were doing drive-by's using the Hummer. Me, 50 and Lloyd Banks put on an ambush though later to the accompanyment of the song "My Buddy". I ended up falling down one of the old waterslides and saw the White Rabbit laughing at me and that's where the dream ended.